For those that don't want to fly an aircraft in a flight simulator, I've got a game for you!

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
08/31/2020 at 01:00 • Filed to: None

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There have been a few complaints that the new Microsoft Flight Simulator doesn’t have the cabins of the airliners modeled. Personally I’d rather stay up front and have that secure cockpit door sealed shut, keeping the self-loading cargo as far away from me as possible. For those that would rather be in the trenches, with bad meals, no legroom and screaming children, there’s a new flight simulator  coming out soon called Airplane Mode . I don’t know precisely what it will model, but it won’t be complete unless someone’s kicking your seat or trimming their toenails.

From the pictures I’ve seen you’ll be stuck in coach; I wonder if you can update to a version with first class - it’ll probably only be $1,800 on top of the purchase of the base version...


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Beefchips > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
08/31/2020 at 02:01

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Jesus no thank you. Of all the fucking shit, my co worker in the cube next door cuts his fingernails in the middle of the day right where we can all hear it. Go to hell cube mate! Fuck you. 


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
08/31/2020 at 08:12

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If it doesn’t have mask-holes throwing tantrums I’m not buying it .


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
08/31/2020 at 08:47

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I had to be medicated in order to board the flight home from our honeymoon. So this is going to be a no for me dawg.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Beefchips
08/31/2020 at 09:37

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People who clip they’re nails in public, or in their cars, earn a special place in hell.

I say in their cars because I have to replace their cabin filters and airbags and what not while laying in their disgusting ass fingernail littered carpet.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/31/2020 at 09:59

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That is simply appalling. Why would you think it is ok to take your car in for service with fingernails on the floor? 


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
08/31/2020 at 12:37

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People bring their cars in in far worse condition than that sometimes. Literal moldy food and drinks everywhere complete with fruit flies happens more than you want to know.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/31/2020 at 12:45

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I don’t understand that at all. I always try to bring my car in looking its best.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
08/31/2020 at 16:47

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It’s usually one of two types of people. Either it's a leased appliance so who gives a damn, or perpetually broke likely because they clearly don't give a damn about literally anything including themselves.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/31/2020 at 16:51

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Sad, but true. You have to not care about your own happiness to allow your car to go beyond “lived in” straight to cesspool.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Tripper
08/31/2020 at 19:34

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That sounds like an interesting story .


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > BaconSandwich is tasty.
08/31/2020 at 20:02

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Haha I posted about it in detail circa July 2016. Tl/dr went to Kauai for two weeks for our honey moon, last day a few hours before our flight I told my wife I wasn’t doing another long flight. We tossed around some ideas but ultimately ended up in the ER and I said this to the doc...verbatim “unless you want another homeless person in Kauai, you’re going to need to give me something to get me on that plane”

Two Valium, two beers and a little rip of whiskey and it was the most pleasant flight ever.

No previous history of flight anxiety.